get a load of that dog. (get a load) get a load of that dog (of that dog) look at that dOG (LOOK AT IT) GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!! (GET A LOAD OF IT!!) LOOK AT THAT DOG!! (LOOK AT IT!) WOO!! (WOOHOO!!) WOO!! (YEAH!!) WOOO!! (WOOHOOHOO!!)
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If My Dog Could Talk
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
- Dog: WHERE GO
- Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
- Dog: I COME TOO
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: I need to open this door.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: Sigh.
- Dog: WHERE GOING
- Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: Sure.
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No please don't you are-
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No there's no room and-
- Dog: LAP
- Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
- Dog: RIGHT HERE
- Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
- Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
- Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I AM
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
- Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
- Me: .......
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog
- dog
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
puppy? puppy
What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really your childhood dog trying to tell you he knows and misses you??
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really your childhood dog trying to tell you he knows and misses you??
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
“When your dog satys NO - whoa there sassy pants!”
Voice: Gimme your paw!
Dog: RHOO
Voice: WOAH! Gimme your paw.
Dog: Rhooo
Voice: No? Gimme your paw. Gimme.
Dog: HAWR